Winner takes it all...
It’s always difficult to act in accordance with everyone when you have a pretty huge group of close friends. But then sometimes you have to do what you have to do …something that’s surely going to make others mad. So how do you deal with it….my way...keep it to yourself and take it to your grave…however, if Amol, Kapil or some other close friend happens to die before I get a chance to die….blame it on him...actually if I could come up with a proper alibi that puts me hundreds of miles away from the scene of crime, I’d accuse them right away. Alas, I haven’t been a good kid this year and Santa ain’t offering me that opportunity no more.
BTW…I haven’t done anything to that order yet so don’t get all inquisitive on me puh-leez. All I’m saying is, if and when something does happen I would tend to follow the usual protocol…that’s all….ease up OK!!!
Offtrack thought…I guess some people are suicidal, 8 of whom I personally know….sweet.
Hmmm…On a more sad note, all my friends who planned to get married this year (8 of them in all), are married….nice….and everyone is on a honeymoon….EEEWWWwww.
I figure natural justice has been done…so much for being mean and not returning my calls and not bothering to stay in touch….serves you guys right…HA!!! Now who’s laughing!!!
Moral of the story: in the event you get to really hate someone, you should look forward to get him/her married immediately. Doesn’t matter who the spouse is…it’s a win-win situation.
Picture this: Someone acts smart with you. Let’s say someone rams your car on a traffic light and doesn’t own up to being at fault. Have no fear. No reason to loose your cool. Breathe easy. Note down his/her personal details such as name, address, age etc etc and walk straight into a marriage bureau. Get him/her registered….. Justice will be done.
Like I said earlier…it’s a win-win situation. Think about it. The cops won’t do anything about the traffic incident…on the other hand, our matrimony aunt would instantly sentence him/her for life….doesn’t get any easier.
What if he/she is already married you ask? Hmmm… Try to visualize this…by some misfortune you’re married for some time now and your wife/husband realizes that you’re suddenly getting matrimonial offers coz you’ve registered in a marriage bureau….My point exactly.
HeHeHe…like I said, it’s a win-win situation.
BTW…I haven’t done anything to that order yet so don’t get all inquisitive on me puh-leez. All I’m saying is, if and when something does happen I would tend to follow the usual protocol…that’s all….ease up OK!!!
Offtrack thought…I guess some people are suicidal, 8 of whom I personally know….sweet.
Hmmm…On a more sad note, all my friends who planned to get married this year (8 of them in all), are married….nice….and everyone is on a honeymoon….EEEWWWwww.
I figure natural justice has been done…so much for being mean and not returning my calls and not bothering to stay in touch….serves you guys right…HA!!! Now who’s laughing!!!
Moral of the story: in the event you get to really hate someone, you should look forward to get him/her married immediately. Doesn’t matter who the spouse is…it’s a win-win situation.
Picture this: Someone acts smart with you. Let’s say someone rams your car on a traffic light and doesn’t own up to being at fault. Have no fear. No reason to loose your cool. Breathe easy. Note down his/her personal details such as name, address, age etc etc and walk straight into a marriage bureau. Get him/her registered….. Justice will be done.
Like I said earlier…it’s a win-win situation. Think about it. The cops won’t do anything about the traffic incident…on the other hand, our matrimony aunt would instantly sentence him/her for life….doesn’t get any easier.
What if he/she is already married you ask? Hmmm… Try to visualize this…by some misfortune you’re married for some time now and your wife/husband realizes that you’re suddenly getting matrimonial offers coz you’ve registered in a marriage bureau….My point exactly.
HeHeHe…like I said, it’s a win-win situation.
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