Mitali
Duks biglo was supposed to be the next one, but I changed my mind…..it’s my blogspot...I can do whatever I want.
I figured it’s time to introduce the female members of the pack. The first one…a particular laughing lady. Let this not be confused with a giggling lady, coz they’re two separate entities.
For convenience sake let me introduce her as a Mrs. Malati Pandhre. Malati happens to be a senior member of the group. I was introduced to her at Kaful Shastree’s party by a classmate of mine. From my preliminary observation and interaction that evening I sensed that Mrs Malati Pandhre was such an adorable and innocent person. My 4 yr research concluded a few months back. A strong trend that emerged from this Nobel Prize wining research was that, looks can be deceiving.
The order in which the above statements were made is purely coincidental.
Mrs. Malati is very popular with her employers. Till date she’s managed to get a raise every month due to her excellent performance. The Indian economy has taken a major beating attributable to the bizarre outcome of the recent elections. However, Mrs. Malati on the other hand is going great guns. Her boss is exceptionally contented with her…her work that is…and as a result her salary of an entry level web page designer is at par with the CEO of her company. I guess she works real hard with the job at hand. Nice.
Mrs. Malati is very popular with the residents of Kothrud. Her accomplishment in maintaining excellent public relations lies in the fact that she spends so much time with them. She makes it a point to visit each and every resident of Kothrud personally. The easiest way to befriend Mrs. Malati is to inform her that you belong to the Kothrud gang. But off late, due to recent developments in Mrs. Malati’s personal life even the Kothrud gang has had to be satisfied with a second place. So who’s this new entry on the chart? Well I’ve not met him personally so I can’t say much about it.
But the fact remains that even the Kothrud gang has met their nemesis. Forget wining…OWTI didn’t even stand a chance of qualifying for the competition.
At this stage of the “Le Tour de Pune” Mr. R.G. wears the “yellow jersey”. People at OWTI have no issues with this development. After all we exemplify the spirit of sportsmanship. What say guys?
Mrs. Malati is an excellent host….she makes excellent fish…..but due to the draught situation in the democratic republic of Congo there is always a water shortage in the “Kashmira Society”. And this is her weapon of choice for not inviting us for dinner. However there’s never a shortage of water when her beloved Kothrud gang is invited for dinner. Nice.
Please note that I am talking about a “Kashmira Society” and not some other similar sounding society.
Mrs. Malati is an outdoor kind of a person. She loves to carry her camera whenever she leaves her house. If you happen to meet Mrs. Malati at a function you can be sure that she is carrying her camera in her purse. It would be safe to assume that a person who caries a camera with her/him everywhere would be an avid fan of photography. Well…you are wrong. Our Mrs. Malati believes in preserving the sanctity of the moment. She believes that if you capture a particular moment in the time frame of a camera, the true moment is lost. For those who have not completed their double PhDs in Physics with emphasis on “Heidegger's interpretation of Relativity Theory” please do not prove your ignorance by asking irrelevant questions.
Mrs. Malati is very social lady. What I absolutely love about her is the way she socializes with all the parents...especially mothers of group members. Due to her high degree of socializing with the Kothrud gang she can never find time to meet other human beings. However she does make an effort to call up our moms once in a while. A typical conversation on the phone would be initiated with “HELLUUUU??? HEMU MAUSHI…..MALATI BOLTEY….OOOOOOO”.
Till date, no one has managed to crack the code and understand the significance of “OOOOOOO”. It has baffled top scientists over the world who suspect a paranormal phenomenon here. This could explain the current research team of 5 research assistants and 4 teaching assistants headed by Dr. Gauri working on it at Bharti Vidyapeeth Pune.
For Your Information Only: Gauri is a ‘He’ not to be confused with a ‘She’.
There is an ongoing court battle between the makers of Matrix and Mrs Malati. She feels that the code used in the Matrix is based on her "OOOOOOO" code and hence Keeanu Reeves should be replaced by a female actor, preferably Hema Malini in the lead role. She feels Trinity is not a part of the code and should be dropped from the cast.
Disclaimer: This is not the person who you think it is. Please restrain yourself from arriving at obvious conclusions. Resemblance of Mrs. Malati Pandhre to any person living or dead is purely coincidental. All parties interested in suing the author should contact his mentor Kaful Shastree directly. Feel free to blame it on Kaful.
I figured it’s time to introduce the female members of the pack. The first one…a particular laughing lady. Let this not be confused with a giggling lady, coz they’re two separate entities.
For convenience sake let me introduce her as a Mrs. Malati Pandhre. Malati happens to be a senior member of the group. I was introduced to her at Kaful Shastree’s party by a classmate of mine. From my preliminary observation and interaction that evening I sensed that Mrs Malati Pandhre was such an adorable and innocent person. My 4 yr research concluded a few months back. A strong trend that emerged from this Nobel Prize wining research was that, looks can be deceiving.
The order in which the above statements were made is purely coincidental.
Mrs. Malati is very popular with her employers. Till date she’s managed to get a raise every month due to her excellent performance. The Indian economy has taken a major beating attributable to the bizarre outcome of the recent elections. However, Mrs. Malati on the other hand is going great guns. Her boss is exceptionally contented with her…her work that is…and as a result her salary of an entry level web page designer is at par with the CEO of her company. I guess she works real hard with the job at hand. Nice.
Mrs. Malati is very popular with the residents of Kothrud. Her accomplishment in maintaining excellent public relations lies in the fact that she spends so much time with them. She makes it a point to visit each and every resident of Kothrud personally. The easiest way to befriend Mrs. Malati is to inform her that you belong to the Kothrud gang. But off late, due to recent developments in Mrs. Malati’s personal life even the Kothrud gang has had to be satisfied with a second place. So who’s this new entry on the chart? Well I’ve not met him personally so I can’t say much about it.
But the fact remains that even the Kothrud gang has met their nemesis. Forget wining…OWTI didn’t even stand a chance of qualifying for the competition.
At this stage of the “Le Tour de Pune” Mr. R.G. wears the “yellow jersey”. People at OWTI have no issues with this development. After all we exemplify the spirit of sportsmanship. What say guys?
Mrs. Malati is an excellent host….she makes excellent fish…..but due to the draught situation in the democratic republic of Congo there is always a water shortage in the “Kashmira Society”. And this is her weapon of choice for not inviting us for dinner. However there’s never a shortage of water when her beloved Kothrud gang is invited for dinner. Nice.
Please note that I am talking about a “Kashmira Society” and not some other similar sounding society.
Mrs. Malati is an outdoor kind of a person. She loves to carry her camera whenever she leaves her house. If you happen to meet Mrs. Malati at a function you can be sure that she is carrying her camera in her purse. It would be safe to assume that a person who caries a camera with her/him everywhere would be an avid fan of photography. Well…you are wrong. Our Mrs. Malati believes in preserving the sanctity of the moment. She believes that if you capture a particular moment in the time frame of a camera, the true moment is lost. For those who have not completed their double PhDs in Physics with emphasis on “Heidegger's interpretation of Relativity Theory” please do not prove your ignorance by asking irrelevant questions.
Mrs. Malati is very social lady. What I absolutely love about her is the way she socializes with all the parents...especially mothers of group members. Due to her high degree of socializing with the Kothrud gang she can never find time to meet other human beings. However she does make an effort to call up our moms once in a while. A typical conversation on the phone would be initiated with “HELLUUUU??? HEMU MAUSHI…..MALATI BOLTEY….OOOOOOO”.
Till date, no one has managed to crack the code and understand the significance of “OOOOOOO”. It has baffled top scientists over the world who suspect a paranormal phenomenon here. This could explain the current research team of 5 research assistants and 4 teaching assistants headed by Dr. Gauri working on it at Bharti Vidyapeeth Pune.
For Your Information Only: Gauri is a ‘He’ not to be confused with a ‘She’.
There is an ongoing court battle between the makers of Matrix and Mrs Malati. She feels that the code used in the Matrix is based on her "OOOOOOO" code and hence Keeanu Reeves should be replaced by a female actor, preferably Hema Malini in the lead role. She feels Trinity is not a part of the code and should be dropped from the cast.
Disclaimer: This is not the person who you think it is. Please restrain yourself from arriving at obvious conclusions. Resemblance of Mrs. Malati Pandhre to any person living or dead is purely coincidental. All parties interested in suing the author should contact his mentor Kaful Shastree directly. Feel free to blame it on Kaful.
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